- “Invented hamburgers”
- Playing his first ever round of golf, “scored 11 holes-in-one with a score of 34”
- “Inventor of a pill which “cures” short people, making them tall.” Bought by millions in NK.
- World’s biggest single consumer of Hennessy
- Kidnapped a filmmaker to “make a version of Godzilla”
- Has his country believe that the world over celebrates his birthday with “films and festivals”
- At birth, “a bright star lit up the sky, the seasons spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and rainbows appeared”
Fucking divvy.
Eddie izzard on Macs
“When you turn on a PC, you just get a load of numbers, what the fuck is that supposed to be? Bill Gates bank balance?” brilliant.
even more annoying than this actually!! (via The Oatmeal)
New word game sweeping the nation is peppering the shelves with rude words. hahahaha.
White mustard / Allspice / Nutmeg / K???? / Elderflower / Rosemary / Saffron ?
wtf?
“Fuck, I forgot the parmesan cheese. GO, FALCON, NEXT TO THE PASTAS.” (via)
(via thischarminggirl)
HI, AMERICA. (via)
try it one time and see what happens. (via)
