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February 2012

4 posts

January 2012

9 posts

December 2011

6 posts

Kirsty Alley, a dirty scouser, and at least one of Westlife.

“Invented hamburgers” Playing his first ever round of golf, “scored 11 holes-in-one with a score of 34” “Inventor of a pill which “cures” short people, making them tall.” Bought by millions in NK. World’s biggest single consumer of Hennessy Kidnapped a filmmaker to “make a version of Godzilla” Has his country believe that...

Someone please tell me

In America, is there no such thing as an electric kettle??????????

November 2011

12 posts

Without butter life has no meaning

Where were you while we were getting high?

There was a free bar and I M drink. U Yessss

Eddie izzard on Macs

“When you turn on a PC, you just get a load of numbers, what the fuck is that supposed to be? Bill Gates bank balance?” brilliant.

October 2011

9 posts

iMessage/gamecentre people can get me on jefflyall94@mac.com

September 2011

11 posts

i am so so so bored. Having no job means the days are all the same so there is no weekend joy. Talk to me?! Or point me in the way of something time wasting?!

Last training session done for Sunday - running the worlds biggest half-marathon, the Great North Run, with 56,000 others, in my hometown. Ready for it! (2hrs?)