Hey Paris - Missing being in you today.
what took you so long. (via cracked)
Meat, cheese and bread.
- cue discussions of opening a meat, cheese, and bread restaurant.
Gingerbread house challenge entry 2013
mostly found playing gta v, if that’s your cup of tea (it should be).
"life is what happens to you while you’re looking at your smartphone".
8. if you have pretty much any email signature longer than your name, position and company (maybe telephone). i hate you. (source: doghouse diaries)